"Women look for the guy who doesn’t call them back all the time, but you need to get with the guy that calls you once a day. If you have a male friend that’s down for you, you need to suck HIS dick. Every woman doesn’t realize that til he gets married. And that’s the saddest day for you, when that guy gets married. Your whole life will revolve around Curves, eHarmony, and desserts under 200 calories.
"Women don’t understand how hard it is for dudes who are average, who have some personality, to maintain a friendship. Because if you have man boobs or body hair, all you think about is fucking or killing people all day."
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