2012

Kaseem is excited about 2012, because maybe he will suck a dick:

"Here’s why I’m excited about 2012: I would never sleep with a guy now, but maybe I would a week before 2012. Because you don’t want that wall of fire hitting you thinking 'Oh god! I wonder what it was like?!' Because can you suck dicks in heaven?

Everything seems so pure and nice and shit in heaven. But heaven can’t be cool because if you accept Christ in your life, everyone can go. But aren’t you gonna still be yourself in heaven? That dude that pissed on my backpack in middle school is gonna be able to piss on my new white backpack?

I’m gonna have a gun in heaven. And I’ll just tuck it behind a cloud."